Email me. Unless you want to sell me shit... then, don't. I don't need a Russian bride because let's be honest, I don't like competing for vodka. I don't want to see your twinklecave. I don't need new Tupperware. My tupperware cupboard is just about ready to be set on fucking fire anyways.
Edit: Ok so I've taken my email address out. According to Dale there are hackers EVERYWHERE who will use my email address to steal the steam off my poo! (I don't think that's real... is it?)
FB Messenger me if ya need me or leave me a comment... smooches Xx