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...and then he jumped right in there!

So Dalekins and I were wondering around the shops the other day when I saw this in a pet shop window:

Now, I don’t want to point out the obvious here but why the HELL would anyone want to buy their dog a bed that looks like a giant VAGINA?

It’s not good to teach animals that this is what a nice warm comfy bed looks like!! What if you fall asleep after a drunken night of debauchery and just happen to fall asleep with your legs a little open and with no knickers on.  There’s nothing worse than waking up and seeing only the tail end of your Shnauzer sticking out of under your jammies people!!

Poor show pet store poor show.

P.S. If your vagina DID in fact look like a clowns pocket, this is what it would look like.

Weekly Wha...?

Soap on a rope at dawn!!