Well hello there...

Welcome to my blog. Brb... I'm making memories (read as: Wine. I'm going to get some wine...)


Goodbye my lovelies! Dalekins and I are off to Thailand, we will be back in 2 weeks unless I take a shine to picking coconuts and saying things like "love you longggg time 5 dolla" and Dalekins doesn't mind earning our island money by being a ladyboy performer popping ping pong balls from his various orrifices!

Take care of yourselves, and don't do what I wouldn't do.  So no dry humping clowns in Menlyn Shopping centre okay.  They don't like it.

Poo Gate

The Chronicles of Zeus - Part One