Ok, I am finally convinced that Dalekins has lost his delicate grasp on reality. Or he is definitely drinking the jik right out of the bottle before I get home in the evenings. Here I sit. All innocence personified, watching cricket (only because the remote is soooo far away *sigh*)
There's Dalekins, with his laptop on his lap, to me, it looks like he is working very hard.
When all of a sudden I hear what sounds like David Attenborough narrating a documentary on the lesser spotted sea slug or some such shit.
Me: "What the hell are you watching?"
Dalekins: "It's a video on how to trick a monkey into revealing it's watering hole."
This conversation actually just happened.
I think he's gone lost his mind!