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Welcome to my blog. Brb... I'm making memories (read as: Wine. I'm going to get some wine...)

I think I just peed my pants!

So I get home from work, down half a bottle of Campari (It was all we had - it was a tough day!) and go and sit next to Dalekins on the couch.

Me: "Haaai"


*looks at Dalekins*

*Dalekins pulling a very strange face*

Me: "Are you having a stroke?! Please don't be having a stroke, Im tirrrrrrrrred!"

Dalekins: "Keke no... who am I?"

*looks at Dalekins like he's retarded*

Me: "You look like a cat that just smelled something bad"

*Dalekins rolls eyes but then goes straight back to weird face*

Dalekins: "No tsk! Who do I look like...?"

Me: " You look like Ozzy Osbourne's arse, I don't know for fuck sakessssssss... sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

Dalekins: "You hate me!"

*goes back to pulling weird face*

Dalekins: "Concentrattttttte, it's so easy"

Me: "Oh for the love of all that's Holy!!"

*squints eyes*



Me: " The Elephant Man?"

*Dalekins blinks*

(30 minutes later....)

Me: "Just tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

*annoyed but starting to think it's funny now because Dalekins face is starting to cramp up*

Dalekins: "Fine but you're going to be angry with yourself because it was so obvioussssssssssssssssssssss!"

The face?


Me: "Have you been in the jik again?"

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