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Long time no write - Lazy arse

Ok so I haven't written on my blog since Pa fell off the bus! (What does that mean anyway?) But my wireless router exploded (it just stopped working) and then when I finally got it back from the test-it-fix-things place, our normal router blew up! can you believe it! Now we have NO internet... the Universe hates me!! No contact with the outside world... we may as well be living in the middle of the bloody Amazon! But anyhoo I digress... what have I been up to? Well I have started doing a writing course in Magazine Journalism with SA Writers College. I feel extremely nervous now about my lazy writing and punctuation! *looks around suspiciously* So yes people soon you'll be stocking up on Cosmopolitans and Marie Clares and what nots because Ill be so famous and you'll want my autograph, and if you dont have copies now, you'll have to sell your first born on the black market for one and THEN you won't have a first born anymore to do the dishes and what kind of a life is that.

Ok so being 'famous' might be bit of a stretch... ok no... it's complete bollocks! But let a girl have a dream okay :) You be nice! you never know when I'm going to write an article on you... I'll change your name to BOB but everyone will know... everyone will know.

Other than that, not much has happened. I have been gyming my little butt off... only it's not really going anywhere and it's starting to piss me off a bit! Gym and Power Plate and still the large behind *sigh* Ok so maybe that has to do with the large amount of food Im still eating, but baby steps okay, baby steps!

Oooh Dalekins has gotten a new job! He will be working for a company in Sandton doll!  He will be taking the 'Business express' to work every morning :) And yes, it might be a train but apparently no one gets shanked on this train and you'll even get off with all your belongings :) Well... heres hoping atleast!  So we shall see how that goes.  We won't be working together anymore, how sad! So now I will just have to send him to work with a spiderman plastic lunch box with little heart sweets inside and a note (sneakily stuck to his back) saying 'Touch my man any of you Sandton poppies and I'll cheesegrate your face' *twitch* :) Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Long time no chat...

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