So for some strange reason, I have developed some sort of stress-related insomnia. Don’t you love the way I self diagnosed myself there… and I made it sound quite official eh :) “stress related”… the specialist that I am… almost like those weirdy hypochondriacs who have “Diagnose Yourself over the internet” websites set as Favourites on their Internet Explorer! “Oh my word…. I appear to have a freckle on my elbow! Gods… that wasn’t there yesterday!!! What if it’s serious!! I better Google it!
Google Doc: Do you have a fever?
*palms on forehead*
Weirdy: Well… I am a bit warm (even though I was just drinking a hot cup of LAVA and it is 40 degrees outside) but yes God yes it MUST be a fever….!
Weirdy: Yes. Yes I do.
Google Doc: Do you have a freckle on your elbow?
*looks around suspiciously*
Weirdy: YES! (I TOLD you it was serious!)
Google Doc Diagnosis: Ebola. Please stay where you are the CDC will be there for your anal probe shortly!
Weirdy: *cough* Would you mind terribly reminding them to bring the lube with them this time. The last time I had The Black Death they didn’t even bother with the niceties!
Anyhoo wow I went so far off my topic there!
Back to my poxy insomniaaaaaaaaa! It usually entails me waking up at either 1am or 3am. My very first thought is usually: Ball sweattttt! And then I lie there for hours worrying about work related bollocks pfffft! But not last night, oh no no no, I was the master of my own thoughts last night!
I promptly declared “WORK I shall NOT think of you now, you are NOT the boss of meeeeeeee! …. Instead…. Tonight I shall lie awake for hours and think of…. Cheese?
Yes, yes… I too sometimes think I’m not all “there” upstairs.
Not just cheese though. I was thinking of Movies with “cheese” in them. I thought of a few at first… and then I couldn’t stop! So I thought I’d share some :) Cause I’m cool that way! And cheese is nyom nyom!
Cheeseo-tar: This one is about big knobs of stinky poep-like smelling cheese that attacks an alien planet with the idea of stealing all the resources only to discover that it is inhabited by peace-loving Melrose wedges. Real tear jerker this one.
SpidercheeseMan: Shoots mozzarella. Nuff said.
Raiders of the Lost Cheese
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Cheese
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Cheeses
The Devil wears Cheese
The Silence of the Cheese: I’ll eat your cheese with some *slurpy noise* crackers and a nice Chianti
The Lord of the Cheese: Entails a scene where a big Cheesegrater shouts “Thou Shalt not Passssssssssssssssss!”
Cheese of Arabia
Saving Private Cheese: First scene involves a lot of grated cheese – Very traumatic
Good Cheese Hunting
Pulp Cheese: Freaky scene where a block of Gouda stabs an adrenaline shot right into the heart of a delicate wedge of Brie. Also contains a weird gay gimp scene involving two cheese curls… use your own discretion when watching this one.
Debbie Does Cheese: I think I’ll just leave this one alone…
What’s yellow and sits outside of your gate at night…?