Moms be driving crazy and shit!
I had to drop Dalekins off at work this morning, and was driving in a road where 2 lanes become one. Obviously the left lane has to merge into the right lane, slowly and safely. But alas, I spot someone behind me in the left lane flying up the road like a bat out of hell and I can tell they’re going to be a douchebag and try and squeeze infront of me as the lane merges. So I say to Dalekins “Look at this effing IDIOT!!”
And TruesBob! They come flying past me, forcing me to swerve into the oncoming lane a little bit to avoid a collision, and off they go with no “I’m sorry” blinky hazard lights or a hand up to say, “Sorry I was driving like a bit of a knob” No no… nothing.
Me: “What an IDIOT!!”
Dalekins: “Um, Tash… that was your mom”
*looks at car*
*looks at Dalekins*
“Oh… um. Good job mom, carry on.”
And THAT’S how your mom tries to kill you so she gets out of buying your Christmas presents!