This issue seems to be pissing off a lot of South Africans and I just don’t understand the mass horror over this issue.

Some comments from the News24 thread:

“When SA has the highest rate of rape and sexual violence ..and they consider this?????????? Who ever came up with this idea shud be shot in cold blood.”  (Bad Porn!! Murder is ok though?)

“Christians, we need to PRAY real HARD, march against such evilness and Cry that God may touch the hearts of these perveted minds…the world is getting more and more rotten – that means our GREAT struggle continues….”

Yoyoyo. This is going to ruin the beautiful South Africa. Guys we have to agree that we aint Americans,BRITISH OR EUROPEANS. (What? We’re not open minded?)

Da day of judgement is here ppl souls have been sold to da devil (Ahhh so TODAY is the rapture… again.  Really?  Really really?)

Stop being so fucking judgmental people. People are commenting about praying for our souls, South Africa will be in ruin, Our children’s souls will be lost, God help us all, rape and sexual violence will increase.

What the fu…?

If you don’t like it, don’t buy the fucking decoder. If I buy it, please don’t feel the need to pray for my salvation.

If you’re worried about your children being ruined, then maybe you should be practicing some active parenting.  Yes I know, now you will have to stop just plonking your kid down infront of the tv.

Each to his own.

Unless you can hear my nekkid wrestling midgets from next door, it’s not really bothering YOU is it?

Your thoughts?

I decided to gander over to Google Analytics to have a bit of a looksey at my blogs stats. (I like looking at graphs and pie charts and making comments like “there’s been hike in the stats” well, because it makes me sound feck clever, and is a vast improvement on my usual “look that big colored circle thing looks like a cheesecake with slices out of it” …. hmmm… cheesecakkkkke.

Anyhoo, so I happened to notice that one of my posts was getting quite a few clicks, and here’s why:

Keywords typed into search engine: “THREESOME” blog

Now this I find freaking heee-larious because if you’ve read my posts, erm, you’ll know my threesome post was not exactly about 3 people bumping uglies in the moonlight. No, no, alas, the pussy featuring in my story, was of the actual “feline” variety, and was about how Dalekins and I have to share our bed with him or he shreds us to bits!

How sad those people must have been, using all that energy to search for threesome stories.. finding my blog. Success! Putting on some soft music (or that cheesy 80’s porno base guitar kinda music “bow chicka bow bow”) Getting the tissues and hand lotion ready next to their computers and settling in for a nice long … um. Read.

And then desperately trying to MAKE my post be about an actual threesome when they start to cotton on to the fact that I am actually talking about our cat.

So by cat she definitely must be talking about va-jay-jay, and by “snoring” she must be meaning “grunting with pleasure”! Hey… they have to trrrrrry, they’ve wasted atleast R10 worth of vaseline lotion on their hands already!

God in heaven! That kind of stuff will get you locked up by the po-po and get you a hefty fine with the SPCA you dirty dirty fiends!

Soooo I thought I would be a smart arse and add lots of porn titles to my blog and see HOW MANY OF YOU PORN lovers HAVE GOTTEN THIS FAR IN TO MY BLOG by now thinking I’m about to talk all hot and heavy like *snicker*

Oh no no I really am about to.. please stay *flutters lashes*

I found some very provocative titles for your perusal *wiggles eyebrows*:

Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can’t Hump
Ocean’s 11 inches
Edward Penishands

Bye now, I’m off to go watch “Free my Willy”…

*wipes a tear* that Willy gets me everytime….