Eeeeeeeeeeeee… see now what happens when you’re trying to be a smart arse!

I went to look for pictures of bums to post (as you do)…

And all I can say is Gods in heaven don’t ever EVER ever EVERRRRRRRRRRRR ….RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Type “hairy bum photos” into Google!!

My eyessssssssssssssssssss My eyessssssss …they burnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

How does “BUM” even sound remotely like “furry labia”… sorry… I know it’s early… but seriously!! *cleans coffee off screen with pyjama top*

*looks at pictures of puppies*

….someone poke out my mind eye please.

Go to your happy place Tash just go to your happy place! “Happy little bunnies in the forestttttttt” *rocks back and forth*